SWINE NIRVANA

Well lemme tell ya somethin', friend, when you step foot in Hog Heaven, life is all about the good times. It's a place where ham are always cookin' and the mud sloughs are never empty. We got hills of slop, troughs overflowing with grain, and piglets wallowin' free as a bird. You can waste your days snoozin', or throw yourself into some good ol' fa